Hello there hooman,

It is I, Aurelia the Cat, apparently the only creature working today.

While the humans entered their so called '30-minute nap' that has now turn into '6-hour hibernation and counting', I noticed many of you returned today to open emails you definitely ignored yesterday. I will not call anyone out. Instead I will just show you a picture I made myself:

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Now, to those of you who were here with us all day yesterday, know that the humans adore you and I do too. Your carts were beautiful. Your choices were delightful. The humans wanted to extend the offers because of course they did. But I saw no signs of anyone waking up anytime soon, so I decided to just push the magic buttons and reopen a few things I thought you would enjoy.

You now get an extra round of:

  • BFSFS for Free Shipping
  • BFS11 for Buy One Get One Free

And a surprise this year:

  • BFW42 for 42% OFF All Ornaments

(I saw the humans circle that last one many times with lots of question marks, so I took that as a yes. The circles looked urgent, so I acted urgently. You're welcome)

😼 Shop Before the Humans See This >>

If you still have a few gifts left on your list or if you feel the thrill of one more treat, consider this your weekend bonus. These 3 codes stay live until the humans wake up and regain control, which may take a while because I've been knocking pens off desks and no one has even flinched. At least they remembered to fill my bowl.

Enjoy your Saturday and this second chance, hooman. I will be waiting here with tiny paws and great expectations.

Sitting on the keyboard so no one can undo this message,

Aurelia the Cat 😸



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