at and t cellular: Way Back Wednesday: Introducing: "TesteMonials"

Wednesday, November 13, 2024

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WARNING: We've been having way too much fun digging up OG emails 😂 This was our very first Teste-Monial and, not gonna lie, it's still pretty Perfect--enjoy!

Introducing TesteMonials

Love Your Nuts. They will love you back.

Tony's Testes Uttered:

"Better jeans. Better life. Trust us." - Tony's Testes

Nick's Nuts Noted:

"Imagine jeans so comfortable, they compete with going commando." - Nick's Nuts

Derrick's Dongle Declared:

"Our sackmaster really stepped it up with these new jeans. They're the best!" - Derrick's Dongles

Paul's Pineapples Postulated:

"It feels SO GOOD to not be crushed." - Paul's Pineapples

Treat Your Testes to Perfection!

(your nuts will return the love)

P.S.: This is 100% straight from the archives. The road from these nuts to Teste-Monial Tuesdays has been long, but we're loving every second! Nothing but respect for those who've been riding along for awhile now & welcome to you new folks! Ask any OG, you're gonna love it right here 😉